How Condoms Stimulate the Economy

Before it was stripped form the $845 Billion “stimulus bill,” the bill contained hundreds of millions of dollars to expand family planning services. Of course the stimulus bill is really a Christmas Tree bill and contains funds for smoking cessation and all kinds of pork and any thing some Democrat thought might be a good idea. House speaker Nancy Pelosi staunchly defended the family planning provision of the bill. I never did understand how the family planning provision would stimulate the economy and create jobs until I came across this post in a chat group that explains it.

If there's one thing that can jump start an ailing economy, it's FREE RUBBERS!

Think about it. You lost your job. They've foreclosed on your home. You have nothing left in your pockets but a couple bucks and a handful of condoms. So you go downtown and pick up a 2-dollar whore to help you forget your troubles. The hooker gives your money to her pimp, who uses it to buy some bling at the pawn shop. The pawnbroker spends his money on some more expensive hookers, who are freelancing to pay their tuition at Berkeley. Their Gender Studies professym makes a downpayment on a new hybrid car. The car dealership buys more hybrids from the manufacturer to meet the rising demand. Autoworkers get a little extra in their paychecks. Once you subtract taxes and union dues, they have just enough left to go downtown a pick up a 2-dollar whore. The Cycle begins anew.

Now I understand it. I traced this post back to a blog called Blame Bush. To see the full post follow this link: Republicans Hate Sex.

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