Al Gore, Bill Clinton and Barack Obama go to heaven

Al Gore, Bill Clinton and Barack Obama go to heaven. God addresses Al first and says, "Al, what to you believe in?"

Al says, "Well, I believe I won that election, but it was your will that I not serve. And I've come to understand that now."

God thinks for a minute and says, "Very good. Come sit at my left."

God then addresses Bill. "Bill, what do you believe in?"

"I've sinned," says Bill, "but I have never held a grudge against my fellow man and I hope no grudges are held against me."

God thinks for a second and says, "You are forgiven, my son. Come, sit at my right."

Then God addresses Barack. "Barack, what do you believe in?"

He replies, "I believe you're in my chair."

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