Weiner roast

"I don't know if laws were broken or not, but Weiner was sending around pictures of him in his underpants and I thought, Well, now, wait a minute, what is the big deal? Don't men and women in Congress get to mail their packages for free?!" —David Letterman

"It turns out that one of the women Congressman Anthony Weiner was communicating with was a porn star. When asked how it was possible to get involved with someone in such a sleazy business, the porn star said, 'I don't know.'" —Conan O'Brien

"This is why Twitter exists. Members of Congress can now send you pictures of their penises electronically. Remember the old days of Senator Larry Craig when you had to get in your car, drive to the airport, find the airport bathroom, try to figure out which stall he's in, knock on the door...Now they send it right to your house." —Jay Leno

"BREAKING: Rep. Anthony Weiner admits the Twitter pics are his. He also said, 'When I took the pics it was really really cold." —Justin Stangel

Remember when the only people who saw a politician's penis were hookers and interns?

Schwartzenegger, Weiner, DSK and John Edwards walk in a bar. There were no survivors.

Somewhere James Carville is thankful that Bill Clinton didnt have a cellphone with a camera back in the 90s.

"I'm deeply sorry for the pain this has caused...my staff."

Looks like Weiner's ego suffered some serious shrinkage.

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