Welcome Slut-walk.

Slut Walk is coming to Nashville. In celebration, I want to play you one of my favorite songs.


I Like My Women On the Trashy Side, by Confederate Railroad.
Warning: If offended by slutty women, do not watch.

Yeah, I like my women just a little on the trashy side...
When they wear their clothes too tight and their hair is dyed.
Too much lipstick and too much rouge gets me excited, gets me feelin' confused.
Yeah, I like my women just a little on the trashy side...

I have to admit it; I have a weakness for trashy women. I never wanted to marry one, but they are fun to be with. They are fun to watch. I guess trashy women and slutty women are the same thing, aren't they?

Slut Walk is coming to Nashville on October 2 in Centennial Park. I will be there to admire and lust. I want to show my support for sluts everywhere.

I know there is supposed to be a political message in Slut-Walk, something about that just because you dress like a slut or are a slut that that does not justify rape. Duh, I get it already. I never did think that because you are a slut or dress like a slut that it justified rape. If you don't want to be rapped however, it might help to use some common sense and be prudent. If you go to a bar and dress slutty and act slutty and get drunk and go home with some guy and then do not want to have sex, you may have increased your chances of getting raped. That is not to say you "invited it." Don't take offense. That is not blaming the victim.

If you don't want to be robbed you should use some common sense also. If you flash a big roll of cash in a lower class bar and get drunk and stumble out of the bar alone, you may be robbed. Is that "inviting" being robbed? To avoid being raped or being robbed it might be wise to moderate your behavior and use common sense and take less risk.

Any way, back to slutty-looking women. I really don't want my wife or mother or sisters or daughter to dress like a slut, but I appreciate it when your mother or wife or sister or daughter dresses like a slut.

Some women are just naturally slutty looking and other women just can't pull it off. Here are some hints. Normal cleavage is just alluring; cleavage in a push up bra is slutty. Bra-less is a white t-shirt is slutty. Pantie hose are not even sexy; stockings and garter belts are slutty. Ankle bracelets are slutty. Stockings with seems up the back are slutty. A skimpy bathing suit may be sexy; a skimpy bathing suit worn with high heels is slutty. Slutty and sexy are closely related, but slutty is a step beyond sexy. A women can be slutty and does not even have to be pretty.

I hope slut walk is the real deal and not just a bunch of tired old feminist who are not even sexy, trying to act slutty. If Slut-walk is a real success, then maybe next year we could have a three-day Slut-Fest. I can think of how to fill three days. You could have lectures on the great sluts in world history or the great sluts of Hollywood. You could have pole dancing demonstrations. You could have vendors, such as an on-site tattoo parlor, and wig vendors and slutty clothing boutiques, and high heal vendors selling real high, high heels and vinyl above the knee boots.

You could have contest like, slutty secretary contest, slutty nurse contest, slutty cougar contest, slutty lounge singer contest and slutty teen contest, and you could have lollipop licking demonstrations. There could be classes on walking and talking and acting slutty. And, it could all be for a good cause such as raising money for rape prevention.

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