Wife: Honey, if I die would you get married again?
Husband: No dear.
Wife: I'm sure you would.
Annoyed husband: Okay, I would.
Wife: Would you let her sleep in our bed?
Husband: Yeah, I guess so.
Wife: Would you let her wear my clothes.
Husband: No, she is taller than you....and skinnier.
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