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“Well,”
said the Queen, “The most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people.” “But how do I know if the people around me are really intelligent?” |
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The Queen
took a sip of champagne.
“Oh, that’s easy; you just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle, watch.” |
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Obama went
back home to ask Joe Biden the same
question. “Joe, answer this for me. Your mother and your father have a child. It’s not your brother and it’s not your sister. Who is it?” “I’m not sure,” said Biden. |
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Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answered, ”That would be me. “Yes! Very good.” said the Queen. |
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“Let me get
back to you on that one.” He went to his advisors and asked everyone, But none within the administration could give him an answer. He even called Hillary, she said, "Send in a donation, and I'll put my whole staff on it. |
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Frustrated,
Biden went to work out in congressional gym and saw
Paul Ryan there. Biden went up to him and asked, “Hey, Paul, see if you can answer this question.“Your mother and father have a child,and it’s not your brother or your sister. Who is it?” |
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Biden
smiled, and said, “Good answer, Paul!”
Biden then went back to speak with President Obama. |
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Paul Ryan answered, “That’s easy; it’s me!” |
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Biden then went back to speak with President Obama. “Say, I did some research, and I have the answer to that riddle.” “It’s Paul Ryan!” |
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Obama got
up, stomped over to Biden, and angrily yelled into his
face, “NO, you idiot! It’s Tony Blair!” |
AND A HALF
YEARS!
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