Why did Republicans do so poorly in the mid-term?

Q. Why did Republicans do so poorly in the mid-term?

A. In collusion with the Communist Chinese, the satan worshiping and pedophile Democrat insiders used a secret supercomputer that hacked voting machines and routed the data through Italy to Zurick Switcherland where votes were switched from Republican to Democrat. This was accomplished by the use of a program called "the Hammer" and a software program called "Scorecard." 

Q. Wow, that is some claim. What evidence is there of this?

A. Well none actually, but Repubicans lost and the only way that could have happened is if Democrats cheated. That is all you need to know.

Q. What if I want proof?

A. We don't need no stinking proof.  If you demand proof, you may be a satan-worshiping peodphile.  Are you part of the deep state?

Q. Well surely there is some evidence.  This is confusing. What facts to you have to support this claim.

A. No facts. Facts will only confuse you. You must accept it on faith. Make America Great Again! Make America Great Again! Make America Great Again!

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