You have your MAGA cap and shirt. You have your Trump golden sneakers, your Trump Digital Trading Cards, and your Trump God Bless the USA Bible. Now, you can get your very own Official Trump Coin! And, it is minted here in the good ole USA!
It is a 1 oz .999% silver medallion with Trump's image on one side and the white house on the other. And it is official!
Can't get enough Trump stuff. As long as you will buy it, He will keep making it.
Coming next month is the Trump special anointed prayer cloth. It will heal what ails you.
And don't forget your Trump snake oil. Just a swallow a day, and you will inoculated form being influenced by reason.
Also, you must get your Trump jockstrap and gain the confidence to be a real alpha male and then you too can grab 'em by the pussy.
And, just wait, we will soon be introducing .....
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