Do you Have the $100,000 Trump Gold Watch?

by Rod Williams, Oct. 13, 2024-Suckers Patriots, With all that is going on you may have missed the new Trump watch! You got the worthless Trump University diploma, the Trump vodka bearing the name of a man who does not drink, the steaks, the water, the gold sneakers, the silver coins, and the NFT's, and the digital trading cards, and the God Bless the USA Trump Bible, but you are not a true Super Trumpinista unless you have the Trump watch!

These watches are priced between $499 and $100,000. Yes, $100,000! The Bulwark has researched these watches carefully examining how custom watches are made and comparing the Trump watches to comparable products. They conclude that the $499 watch is comparable to a $60 watch. The Trump gold watch is comparable to a solid gold Rolex Submariner which retails for $40,600. To learn more, see Everything You Never Wanted to Know About the Trump Watch.

Value is a subjective thing and people often pay more for prestige labels. So, if the name "Trump" is worth a lot to you, paying $100,000 for a $40,600 watch may be a bargain for you. If you can afford it, buy it. Not all rich people are smart. Please buy this watch and wear it proudly so I can identify the stupid rich people. 

If the Trump watches are a little steep for you, don't worry more is on the way. Soon you can buy the official Trump bobble head doll, the Trump prayer cloths, and the Trump snake oil. 

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